Cute blonde sits across from me today
She notices me, but not in a good way
Is crazy the way to go?
Is up front the time to know?
Everyone laughs, is it at me?
I look around, what do they see?
A fly on the wall, thats all I am
Until the receptionist says ‘Hello, my name is Kim’
Hi Kim, I’m Sam I Am
Or is it Henry The 8th I am? I AM!
Pop Culture is lost on the average Jane
Whats the problem she asks? I scream I’m in PAIN!
What else could it be? Why else would I come?
Just because you’re blonde, you don’t have to act DUMB!
Sit Down she says, it will be quite a while.
OH! And fill this out, we need it for your file.
OK, I start, Name, Birthday, Social, such a bore.
I flip from page to page… NEED THEY MUCH MORE?
My head hurts I repeat again its so frickin SORE!
How can I finish this? I scream. CURSE YOU TO THE CORE!