Why does Darth Vader wear a cape?
How big were Cinderella’s feet that no one else could wear her shoes?
Why does MTV show no music, History channel talk about aliens and ghosts, and the Womens Network show so many movies about women being beaten?
Why doesn’t Mario pretend to be a plumber, sneak into the castle, and take the princess out, surreptitious like.
In those nature movies where they show thousands of penguins in a big group, how is all the snow still white?
Why do nurses tell us what the doctor is ‘probably’ going to say? If they know what to do why are we paying the doctor 10 times more?
Why do you watch reality shows for the drama? You should just come and hang out with my family.
Why don’t we see Batman help more orphaned children?
Why is skiing and shooting things an Olympic sport?
Why doesn’t the cookie monster go work at Kiebler?
Why do people get so excited about new phones when they will just be told its out of date in 6 months?
If dog’s sense of smell is so much better than a humans, why do they immediately stick their noses in each others butts? Wouldn’t they be able to smell it from across the yard?