Sotheby’s has announced they will be selling love letters from Mick Jagger to his former lover Marsha Hunt. No word yet on who will be selling his love letters to Pete Townshend.
A source close to the parties told the AP that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are no longer together. Of the star of Disney’s ‘Wizards of Waverly Place’, Bieber’s mom was heard saying, “I never did like her, I just don’t trust witches.”
Don’t worry about Justin though, he’s doing fine. When questioned at a Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Red Carpet he was quoted as saying, “I’d rather be here than anywhere in the world.”
He went on to say, “They have ladies in their underwear at this thing…” then giggled, blushed, put his books in front of him and walked slowly away.
In geek news, Spielberg has come out… to say he will NOT direct the new Star Wars movie. Spielberg is quoted as saying, “It’s not my genre, it’s my best friend George’s genre.”
He went on saying, “I don’t direct big budget, sci-fi fantasy action movies. I only direct indie dramas such as Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, E.T., Amazing Stories, Jurassic Park, War of the Worlds, and anything with the words Indiana or Jones in the title.”
When asked for comment, a source close to Mickey Mouse said he comments, “We weren’t even going to ask Spielberg, have you seen Pluto?”