No, I didn’t misspell it. Today I am suffering from a bad case of Instanity.
At work today, sitting in a training class, my eyes continually fell upon a bottle of Instant Hand Sanitizer.
That’s it. Instant Hand Sanitizer.
Then a little later, Instant Hand Sanaitizer.
Then a little later after that, Instant Hand Sanatizer.
A little later on, (it was a long training class), the Hand Sanitizer was still instant.
Why is it instant?
I mean, I get it, hand sanitizer is instant. But why is it on the package? Is there non instant hand sanitizer? Is there a time release hand sanitizer?
“This hand sanitizer will kill 99.9% of all germs… in about 1 hour.”
Maybe there is hand sanitizer (DANG IT GOOGLE SANITIZER IS A WORD!) that requires some work from its user first.
“PURELL Hand Sanitizer, Some assembly required.”
And then the worst thought, hand sanitizer that doesn’t start working until it’s on your hands. I don’t want anything on my hands that needs a chemical reaction to work effectively. What can I do? OH THANK GOODNESS! Instant hand sanitizer is available.